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Thứ Sáu, 12 tháng 6, 2020
Why was my post removed
Can someone from admin please explain to me why my post was removed?
I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over.
A nun stood outside a tavern, scolding patrons as they entered about the evils of alcohol...
One gent stops to discuss the matter:
“See here, Sister- it’s really not fair for you to stand there and scold people on a subject on which you yourself have no experience. I mean- have you ever even tried alcohol? Even once?”
“Most certainly not!” the nun says, blushing.
“Well listen- wouldn’t it make a little sense if you at least tried some before you knocked it?”
The nun thinks about it, then says- “Perhaps you’re right.”
“Okay! Now we’re talking! What would you like to try?”
“I’ve heard something about a... Fuzzy Navel with a twist of lemon.”
“Comin’ right up, Sister!”
The guy walks in and orders a Fuzzy Navel with a twist of lemon. The bartender goes- “A Fuzzy Navel with a twist of le— IS THAT NUN OUT THERE AGAIN?!?”
The CEO of a hardware company calls in his top ad man and tells him, "We need a new TV spot for our B&Q Nails line."
A week later, the ad man comes back with a videotape and pops it into the VCR in the CEO's office. The commercial starts and the CEO sees Jesus being nailed to the cross while a voice over says, "B&Q nails: they get the job done." The CEO is irritated and says, "That is completely unacceptable! We are NOT using that!"
A week passes, and the ad man returns with another tape. The new tape shows Jesus hanging on the cross in the background, and in the foreground a centurion turns to the camera and says, "B&Q nails: they hold anything!" The CEO is furious and yells, "JESUS IS NOT GETTING NAILED TO THE CROSS WITH B&Q NAILS, PERIOD!"
Another week goes by, and the ad man comes back with a third tape. This time Jesus sprints down the street with a group of centurions in pursuit. As he passes the camera one of the centurions turns and says, "We should have used B&Q nails!"
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