What's red and bad for your teeth ?

A brick

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The manual in my car says that I shouldn’t turn the stereo volume to the maximum.

That’s....sound advice.

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Two scientists are playing Minecraft.

Two scientists are playing Minecraft. One is new to the game and doesn’t know much about it. At some point, he crafts a pickaxe, but doesn’t know what to do with it, so he asks the more experienced scientist. 

Scientist 1: Bro, what should I do with this pickaxe that I crafted?

Scientist 2: Br.

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I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why.

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They should have a follow-up to the G7 summit a week later.

They could call it the the C Major summit. Maybe that would resolve everything.

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My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown.

He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.

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Went to the sperm bank today...

The lady asked if I would like to masterbate in the cup?

I said 'I'm good, but I'm not ready to compete in a tournament just yet'.

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