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Thứ Bảy, 13 tháng 6, 2020

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out.

Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?”

“The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”

After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I’ve never seen done in my entire career.”

Why is booze better than carrots?

Carrots may be good for your eyes but booze will double your vision.

My wife likes to say marrying me was like winning the lottery...

I like to remind her that most lottery winners blow their winnings.

We all know Albert Einstein was a genius

But his brother Frank was a monster!

I can't stress how many dirty minded redditors commented on my cakeday joke saying they thought the the monk would cream the girl, so this one's for you guys.

At the party, impressed by both the monk's cooking skills, along with his manners and good looks, that she approached the monk, hoping to develop a friendship with him. They were quick to develop chemistry, and the girl's feelings evolved into love for the monk, who was close to her age.

One day, the girl was dying to know if her feelings would be reciprocated, so she invited the monk over to her house.

When he reached there, he was met by a beautiful woman in equally beautiful lingerie, and the girl professed her undying love for the monk.

"I know you're probably a virgin, and that having sex is against your religion, so I understand if you don't feel the same," she said.

Knowing that the monk would never give up the chance at Nirvana to be with her, she looked crestfallen until the monk took her to her bed and said,

"I've lived my life a horny virgin. I love you, but losing my virginity means I'm going to have to lose an essential part of myself."

"You don't mean you'll give up being a monk for me?" she said.

"What?" the monk asked, very surprised.

"No, now that I'm no longer a horny virgin, I have to delete my Reddit account."

What do you call a kid with one arm, one leg and one eye?

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Me: Hi! Do you take walk-ins?

Cremator: What