Guys I really want to break up with my Jazz musician girlfriend but I can't

The Sax is too good

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I fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels

She didn't know I existed

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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said, "Nice legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."

I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

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Gay jokes aren’t funny

Cum on guys

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Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put on the wrong socks this morning

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Your Girlfriend Is Pregnant !

Guy: But doctor that can't be right. We use condoms everytime we have sex.

Doctor: Well, the test result would suggest otherwise. Maybe the condom broke?

Guy: No I'm sure it didn't.

Doctor: Alright then. Let me tell you a story. A guy was wandering in the forest where he encountered a tiger. The tiger looked really ferocious and the guy knew that he was doomed. Cornered, the guy then points his umbrella's tip at the tiger and shouts Bang at the tiger. The tiger died.

Guy: That can't be right. Someone else must have shot the tiger.

Doctor: Exactly.

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A man was going bald, so he got rabbits tattooed on to his head.

From a distance they looked like hares.

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