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Thứ Tư, 17 tháng 6, 2020
There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
A man dies and goes to hell...
He is standing there terrified when the devil shows up.
“Don’t be so scared” says the devil. “Hell isnt all that bad. Here I’ll give you an example. Do you like gambling?”
“Sure” says the man.
“Well Monday is casino day in hell” says the devil. “We have all the games and you can gamble all day and all night... all comped”
“How about smoking, you like smoking” asks the devil.
“Yes” says the man
“Tuesday is smoking day. We have cigars and cigarettes from all over the world and you can smoke to your heart’s content. And nothing can happen to you because you’re already dead”
“Wow” says the man”
“Do you like drugs?” Asks the devil
“Yes!” The man says
“Well Wednesdays you can do ANY drug you like for as long as you like. Cocaine, acid, ecstasy, whatever you want, we have... and you can never OD because you’re already dead”
“Amazing” says the man
“You gay?” Asks the devil
“No” the man says
“Oh...” the devil says... “well you’re gonna hate Thursdays”.
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