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Thứ Năm, 18 tháng 6, 2020

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A politicians promise

A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were. ”We have 2 basic needs sir,” replied the villager. “Firstly, we have a hospital, but there’s no doctor.” On hearing this, politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem. “Secondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in this village.”...

2 Girls, 1 Cup isn't for everyone.

But some people eat that shit up....

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

They missed the rains down in Africa....

My friend in Alabama lost his Mom, his Sister, and his Wife in a car accident.

He really loved that woman....

Why d‌‌o g‌‌irls h‌‌ave n‌‌ipples?

Because w‌‌ithout t‌‌hem their t‌‌its w‌‌ould b‌‌e p‌‌ointless....

What burns longer, a red or a blue candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter....