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Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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During sex, she is moaning and basically screaming “C'est le mauvais trou”. He is emboldened and confident, seeing how much he’s pleasing her. Over and over again, “C'est le mauvais trou!”
The next day, he’s playing golf with a client who hits an amazing hole in one. Eager to use his new compliment, the man says “C'est le mauvais trou!”
The client replies “What the hell do you mean that’s the wrong hole?!”
A nurse, a doctor, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar.
The nurse sits down at the bar and says, "I'll have a Bloody Mary!"
The doctor sits next to her and says, "Give me a rum and coke!" The anti-vaxver says, "No shots for me." She then collapses and dies from polio.
Detective : okay buddy, walk me through the whole thing, from the top
Driver : I don't know, it all happened so fast, I need a drink of water..
Detective : Your water is on it's way. But first, tell me if this was premeditated.
Driver : NO! I swear, I just lost control of the car and I was gonna either hit that one guy to the left of the road or plow into that open picnic party full of kids that was on the other side of the road. What would you have done!?
Detective : well, I would have turned for the one guy
Driver : Exactly what I thought as well! But then that guy ran into the picnic party and I had to go after him.
It goes to show in the midst of a worldwide pandemic, The Average American only cares about his own ass.