He walks up to the front desk and says, “Sorry ma'am, I forgot what room I’m in, can you help me?”
The receptionist replies, “No problem, sir. This is the lobby.”
Thứ Ba, 23 tháng 6, 2020
Thứ Hai, 22 tháng 6, 2020
What do you call it when two giraffes run into each other?
A giraffic jam
My 5 year old told me this joke and he thought it was the most hilarious thing ever lol
An assistant to Donald Trump
An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night.
There was a huge parade down Pennsylvania Avenue celebrating Trump.
Millions lined the parade route, cheering when the President went past.
Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were balloons everywhere.
It was absolutely the BIGGEST CELEBRATION WASHINGTON HAD EVER SEEN!!!
Trump was very impressed and said, "That's really great!
By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay?"
His assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed."
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well” said the director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.” “Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.” “No.” said the director, “A normal person would pull the plug, Do you want a bed near the window?”
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