Reddit Karma is a lot like sex

It's easier to get if you lie about having cancer

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Thought I'd let you all know I'm in the hospital.

Thee doctors say I'll be fine but I must warn you, the Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name.

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My obese parrot died recently.

It's been really sad, but it's a huge weight off my shoulders.

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A sexual predator, a racist and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

The bartender says "What can I get you Mr. President?"

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‌‌TIL i‌‌n 1‌‌974 R‌‌ussians a‌‌ccidentally b‌‌lew u‌‌p t‌‌heir o‌‌wn s‌‌ubmarine, t‌‌hinking i‌‌t w‌‌as a‌‌n e‌‌nemy

Oops, w‌‌rong s‌‌ub.

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Doctor: *handing me my new born baby* I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.

Me‌‌: \handin‌‌g bab‌‌y bac‌‌k t‌‌o him‌‌** brin‌‌g m‌‌e th‌‌e on‌‌e m‌‌y wif‌‌e made.

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Jews foreskin be like...

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