He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of years now and hasn't tweeted them yet.
Thứ Bảy, 11 tháng 7, 2020
A guy just finishes his lasik surgery and his surgeon leads him in his office to discuss the surgery...
The surgeon asks if he wants the good news or bad news first.
The man excitedly replys replies, "I'll take the good news first."
The surgeon tells him, "well you're about to get a new dog."
Saw a homeless man eating grass in the park
I asked him "Why are you eating grass?"
He said "I am very hungry"
I replied "Oh, okay then. Come with me."
You should've seen his face when I showed him my backyard.
Tom was not home at his usual hour and his wife was fuming.
Finally around 3am she heard a noise at the front door and, as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband, drunk as a skunk, trying to navigate the stairs.
“Do you realise what time it is?!?” she stammered.
He answered, "Don't get excited, I'm late because I bought something for the house.”
Immediately her attitude changed, and running down the stairs to meet him halfway, she asked “What did you buy for the house, dear?"
Tom answered “A round of drinks!"
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