they make me sick.
Thứ Bảy, 18 tháng 7, 2020
After finishing my meal, the waiter gave me the dessert menu.
"Can I ask you something?" I said.
"Certainly," he replied.
I said, "Why did you just eat my food?"
In his later years, the Lone Ranger and Tonto were catching up on old times. After awhile the Lone Ranger paused and said “I have some sad news.”
“Tell me, old friend” said the faithful Tonto.
“Well...I recently was diagnosed with Cancer”
“Bad spirits,” replied his old companion.
The Lone Ranger look off into the distance for a minute. “After all your years of wisdom, what do you think I should do?”
“Chemo, sabe”
Ps this is my first joke post ever so I hope I did it right.
A woman is sitting at her recently deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”. “No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.
The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.
“Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”.
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