What do "The Sixth Sense" and "Titanic" Have In Common?

Icy dead people.

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The husband entered the shower, when his wife had just finished washing herself and left the bathroom.

Suddenly, the door-bell rang. The wife quickly wrapped herself in a towel and ran to open the door. A neighbour, Jack, was standing there. Seeing the woman, he said: “I’ll give you 1000$, if you take off the towel”. After thinking for 5–10 seconds, the woman took off the towel. The neighbour looked at her, gave 1000$ and went his way. The wife again wrapped the towel around herself and returned to the bathroom.

“Who rang the bell?” - the husband asked.

“Jack, our neighbour” - she replied.

“Ohh great” - the husband added - “Did he say anything about the $1000 he owes me?”

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There's a woman in the park sells batteries.

She sells C cells by the seesaw.

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Knock Knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Door mom.

Door mom who?

Door mom who, I've come to bargain!

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So what are you in to ?

- I stalk people.

- Oh really ? Well, I like nature and running.

- I know.

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How did the hipster burn his lips?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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How I lost my job as a hairdresser.

I had just about finished styling a very wealthy lady's hair. I put down the hair dryer, and placed a hand mirror behind her head. "OK, how's that?", I asked.

She sniffed, and said "more volume."

"OK, HOW'S THAT!?"

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