George Washington couldn’t tell a lie.
Richard Nixon couldn’t tell the truth.
Donald Trump can’t tell the difference
Chủ Nhật, 2 tháng 8, 2020
A maid asks for a raise
Miss: Why do you think you deserve a raise? You only work here for a month.
Maid: I have three reasons, the first being that I cook better than you.
Miss: who told you that?
Maid: Your husband said it.
Miss: And what else?
Maid: He also told me that I iron his clothes better than you.
Miss: And what's the third reason?!
Maid: I'm better in bed than you!
Miss: Did my husband told that?!
Maid: No, the chauffeur told me!
Miss: ...
Miss: How much do you want?
Wait...what?
Two men are playing golf, and there are two ladies playing in front of them.
The ladies are taking forever...really playing slow. The men are getting impatient.
After about three holes of this, one guy says, “This is ridiculous”. “Get in the cart and go tell them to let us play through!”
So the other guy takes off in the cart.
About halfway to the next hole, he stops, turns the cart around and comes back.
“Hey”, he says. “This is embarrassing but that’s my wife and my girlfriend playing together. “I can’t get near them. You go.”
So the other guy jumps in the cart and heads off.
A minute later he comes back. He doesn’t say anything...just walks over to the tee box.
The first guy says, “Well? Did you talk to them?”
And the second guy says, “Uh...small world!”
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