Me: "I saw a spider in your bra."
Thứ Ba, 4 tháng 8, 2020
Thứ Hai, 3 tháng 8, 2020
Man walks by a monastry and sees a sign on the door..
"Get screwed by nuns" The man thinks to himself "whoa I gotta try this" and goes in. Right after the door is a tiny room with another door and an old nun at a desk. "Well that's not what I expected" said the man. "Oh no, I'm just the receptionist" replied the old nun. "It's 150 bucks please" The man is hesitant, but decides to pay. "Thank you," said the nun. "It's through that door" The man goes through the door and goes left, left again, right, left, right, forward, right and comes to another door. He gets real excited and goes through the door, which slams shut.
He is outside again.
In front of him is a sign that says:
"You just got screwed by the nuns"
After driving for 10 hours, a truck driver get pulled over by a police officer
PO: Do you know why you got pulled over?
TD: No not really.
PO: Come on out I’ll show you.
The truck driver get out of his truck and the police officer pointed to the brokers taillight
TD: Oh fuck boss is going to kill me!
PO: Its fine, it’s only a small fine.
TD: Fuck the tail light, where’s my trailer!?
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