I’ve decided it’s time stop impersonating a police officer.
Thứ Sáu, 7 tháng 8, 2020
A man was on a ship that sunk, and after floating for days he washed up on a deserted island....
He was stranded for many years on this island, but fortunately food was easy to come by. Fruits and vegetables grew abundantly all over the island, and the fish were so easy to catch it was almost like they wanted to be caught. Unfortunately, this meant that he had hours and hours of free time that quickly became boring, so to fill the space he began masturbating as much as he could, and life was bearable.
But after 14 years, he began struggling to get an erection. He kept trying to masturbate anyway, but after a handful of feeble attempts, he stopped and just sadly watched the horizon for hours a day.
Then after a few a days of this, he sees a boat coming his way and he says to himself, "Oh my God a boat! This is fantastic! I'm finally getting rescued after all these years! And I bet there's women on that boat! And when they hear I haven't been laid for 14 years, they'll be dying to sleep with me!" At that thought, his dick starts getting hard, and he grabs it and shouts, "Ha! Gotcha! There's no boat!"
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