[NSFW] What do you call a haunted pair of breasts?

BoOoOoOoOobs

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...she said last time, we're stuck in a time loop.

Which really pisses me off, because that's what...

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How do you make three old ladies all yell profanity at the same time?

Have the forth one yell " BINGO!".

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Little Max is walking around and looks in his parents’ room and catches them having sex

So he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uhhh, making cake” and they send him away.

So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brother’s room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brother’s girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! We’re making cake!” So Max leaves and goes to his room.

The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Max turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! How'd you know!?!?” and Max replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch”

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Have you seen Mount Rushmore before it was carved?

It was unprecedented.

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If I was being subjective, I would have to say that the greatest sci-fi show of all time is Dr. Who.

If I was being objective, I would say it’s Dr. Whom.

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America’s response to the pandemic

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