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Thứ Sáu, 14 tháng 8, 2020

Compassion

Sooo my cousin just called and asked if I would loan her $300.00 to help her pay her rent. Those who know me, know that I'm always willing to help out friends and family. I told her to give me some time to think about it and I would call her back. Before I called her back, my aunt called and told me that my cousin was lying and not to give her the money. She goes on to say that the real reason my cousin wanted the $300.00 was to get her boyfriend out of jail so she could be under the same roof as him for his birthday. I thought about it for a minute and decided to give her the $300.00 because we all need help at times. So, I called my cousin and told her to come and get the money. A couple of hours later, I get a call from the County jail. It was my cousin crying, screaming and asking why I gave her counterfeit money. My response...so you and your boyfriend could be under the same roof for his birthday!

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift!

My husband has left me because I'm insecure

Oh no he's back, he just went to get coffee :)

A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap?

"Because he used to live in a brothel" says the shopkeeper. She pays $15.

When she gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me, a new brothel!" The woman laughs.

When her daughters get home the parrot says: "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!" The girls laughs too.

When the dad gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me Pete, haven't seen you for weeks!"

Every zodiac has a signature hairstyle...

Except for cancer

Thứ Năm, 13 tháng 8, 2020

I caught my son chewing electrical cords

So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.

I met a Jewish girl and she asked for my number.

I told her we use names here.