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Thứ Tư, 19 tháng 8, 2020

Last night I read War and Peace in 20 seconds

I know it's only three words, but it's a start.

My wife told me: "Sex is better on vacation."

That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive.

6:30 is my favorite time of the day.

Hands down.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”, she asks.

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.”

The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

My wife said "you arent even listening to me are you"

That's a weird way to start a conversation

My friend is losing his mind over missing a piece of his 5000 piece puzzle

If he thinks thats bad, I'm missing 4999 pieces

Mountains aren’t just funny

They’re hill-areas :D