... sexual experiences should come from a curiosity or desire to try something new and exciting and being peer pressured into a sexual act can cause trauma that can take years to heal.
Also her strap-on is enormous.
Chủ Nhật, 23 tháng 8, 2020
A very tall man walks into a bar
and a lady recognizes him as a pro Rugby player. They start to talk and eventually go back to his place.
They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK. "What's that for?" the lady questions. "Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."
Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE. 'What's that ?' the lady questions again. "Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV."
Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.
The lady screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!"
The man replies: "No, no...!!! Calm down...!!! It will say ADIDAS in a minute.
My girlfriend invited me to meet her parents.
Before we went over, she let me know that her father, Dale, was in a car accident and had his legs amputated at the hips. Apparently, it was a sensitive issue, and I was not to mention it.
When we arrived, her dad greeted us at the door. Not seeing his wife anywhere, I said to him, “Dale, it’s great to meet you. Is your other half in the kitchen?”
Boss: Why do you-
Me: sshhh
Boss: What is your biggest wea-
Me: sshhh
Boss: (whispering) you're hired. Welcome to the library.
A gentleman is preparing to board a plane when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight.
Imagine his surprise when the Pope sits down in the seat next to him.
Shortly after take-off, the Pope starts a crossword puzzle. Almost immediately, the Pope turns to the gentleman and says, “Excuse me, but would you know a four letter word ending in ‘u-n-t’ that refers to a woman?”
“Oh my god!” the man thought. I can’t tell the Pope that. There must be another word.” The gentleman thinks for quite a while, then it hits him. Turning to the Pope, the gentleman says, “I think the word you’re looking for is ‘Aunt’.”
“Oh, of course!” the Pope exclaims. “Do you have an eraser?”
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