I have no idea why he was so desperate for an ex box.
Thứ Hai, 24 tháng 8, 2020
A husband is doing crosswords with his wife.
Husband: Emphatic no; five letters.
Wife: Never.
H: Pistol; three letters.
W: Gun.
H: Disgust; three letters.
W: Ugh.
H: Charity; four letters.
W: Give.
H: Female sheep; three letters.
W: Ewe.
H: Pixar movie; two letters.
W: Up.
My wife’s sister visited us yesterday in her brand new Porsche. Astonished, my wife asked her “How could you afford this?!”
“You know, a blow job every now and again makes my husband very generous!” she replied.
Surprised, my wife turned to me and winked, “I think I’ll start doing that.”
“Me too!!” I replied, turning to my sister in law. “What’s your husband’s number!?”
Chủ Nhật, 23 tháng 8, 2020
A guy walks into a bar
in New Orleans. “I’ll have a Corona and two Hurricanes”. “That’ll be $20.20” says the bartender.
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