FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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Second guy fires back, “Oh yeah? Well I’m a top gynecologist at the highest rated hospital in the world. I make $800,000 a year, have patients and nurses who have sex with me every hour I’m at work. All the women compliment me on my 12 inch penis and I've slept with well over 5,000 women.”
Last guy chuckles, “I have you all beat. I fucked over all the Redditors who were expecting a punchline to this joke.”
He says: - Yo, gimme something new, something strong! - Alright man, this is the new product in the market. replies the dealer. It's called "Light-Dark". - Light-Dark? Why? asks the pothead. - Just buy some, try it out, and you'll see why.
Our pothead buys the stuff, arrives at home and tells his dad: - Eyy, pops! I'm going out to the balcony for some fresh air.
His dad approved, he gets at the balcony, prepares a joint with the product, and starts smoking.
The next day he goes to the dealer and says: - Yo, dude, you were right! This really is some good stuff, gimme some more! - Told you man! Here you go. Our pothead arrives at home and tells his dad: - Eyy, pops! I'm going out to the balcony for some fresh air. - Are you going to be staying there for 3 days again, son?
Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask
The manager hesitated for a moment on the phone. "I'm sorry, can you repeat that?" he asked the newly hired immigrant worker.
"I...rub the storm...balls?" the man said, coughing.
Before he could ask again, the manager heard a little commotion on the line, followed by a younger voice.
"I'm so sorry, my father has been learning English. He won't be making it into work today because he's feeling sick."
"Oh! That's perfectly fine, but...what was the part about rubbing...storm balls...?"
The kid laughed. "We were working on popular English idioms this week. He was trying to say he's feeling under the weather."
When they arrived back at the hotel from the convention, the receptionist told them, "I'm terribly sorry, but the elevator is broken. In the meantime, you will have to take the stairs."
Now, Al was a writer of funny stories, Ben was a writer of scary stories, and Carl was a writer of sad stories. The three of them agreed that, to make it less boring, Al would tell the other two his funniest stories while they climbed from floors 1 to 25, Ben would tell his scariest stories from floors 26 to 50, and Carl would tell his saddest stories from floors 51 to 75.
They started to climb the stairs, and Al started to tell funny stories. By the time they reached the 25th floor, Ben and Carl were laughing hysterically.
Then Ben started to tell scary stories. By the time they reached the 50th floor, Al and Carl were hugging each other in fear.
Then Carl started to tell sad stories. "I'll tell my saddest story of all first," he said. "There once was a man named Carl who left his hotel room key in the car..."