The bartender reaches behind the bar and hands the man an apple.
“What’s this? I asked for a Jack and Coke?”
The bartender just smirks and says, “take a bite.”
The man reluctantly takes a bite of the apple. His eyes widen and says, “Oh my God, this tastes like Jack!”
The bartender then says, “turn it around”.
The man takes a bite of the other side of the apple and says “Oh my God, this tastes like Coke!”
A second man sitting across the bar watches this whole exchange and jokes to the bartender, “Hey bartender! Get me some pussy!”
The bartender once again reaches behind the bar and hands the second man an apple.
The second man confused, takes the apple and looks at the bartender who smirks and says, “take a bite”.
The second man reluctantly takes a bite of the apple, spits it out and says, “Oh my God! This tastes like shit!”
The bartender smirks and says “turn it around.”
