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Thứ Bảy, 29 tháng 8, 2020

I'm happy to announce that I've been sober for 40 days!

Not in a row or anything. Just total.

Hear about the gay midget?

Finally came out of the cupboard.

When you die, which part of your body is the last to go?

Your pupils. They dilate.

My girlfriend dumped me for an indian

At least I know he's going to treat her good, I heard they worship cows

President Trump just banned shredded cheeses.

He wants to Make America Grate Again

The only phrase that keeps me human

You are what you eat

A farmer buys a young cock

As soon as he gets home it fucks all of his 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, the cock again screws all 150 hens.

Next day it's fucking the ducks and the geese too. Sadly, later in the day the farmer finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead and vultures circling over its head. Farmer yells , "You deserve it, you horny bastard!"

The cock slowly opens one eye, looks up at the sky and whispers , " Shhhhhh, They're about to land!!!"