“Doctor, thank goodness you’re awake! The patient is dying!” My fellow surgeons told me.
Thứ Hai, 31 tháng 8, 2020
A man accepts a job in a village with no women
Once there, he asks a local:
-There are really no women here?
-None.
-So... What do you guys do when you need to have sex?
-There is a donkey close to the river for that.
The man tries to ignore that and goes home, from where he can see the river and therefore, the donkey. After months in that village, every day the donkey seems a little more attractive, so one day when a few other men ask him if he'd like to go to the donkey with them, he accepts. When he is close to the donkey, the man pulls down his pants and one of the other locals yells:
-What are you doing!?
-Aren't we...you know? Going to do the donkey thing?
-We going to ride the donkey across the river so we can get to the other village where we can meet women.
Jesus and Moses go Fishing
Jesus and Moses are sitting by a riverbank, fishing, and shooting the shit about the good ol' days.
Moses says, "I had a few great days, but I have to say, that day I parted the Red Sea was the best of them. Man, that was spectacular! You should have seen the look on everyone's faces."
Jesus replies, "Yeah, Mo. But that was a long time ago. You think you still got what it takes?"
Moses indignantly rises to his feet. "Watch this!". He holds his fishing pole across the river....and the water parts!
Moses hops down onto the riverbed, and struts toward the far bank. Once there, he plucks out a blade of grass, and tucks it in his cheek, before sauntering back to where Jesus waits. He climbs up on the bank, turns back toward the river, make a gesture with his hands, and the water comes back together.
Jesus says, "Mo, that was pretty impressive...but I'll have you know as a younger man I used to walk on water."
Moses smiles, and makes a sweeping gesture towards the river.
Jesus walks to the edge, looks at the water, and it flattens out like a sheet of glass. He hops down onto the surface and begins to stride across the river.
He gets about ¼ of the way across, and the water is up over his ankles. He gets ½ way across, and the water is approaching his knees. Jesus realizes that he's not going to make it to the far bank and back, so he turns around, and hustles back to where he started.
By the time he gets there, the water is waist-high. Moses hauls him out of the river, laughing.
Jesus scowls, wringing out his robe, and says, "Give me a break, man. That's before I had these damn holes in my feet."
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