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Chủ Nhật, 6 tháng 9, 2020
Once management wants you fired, you’ll be fired
A king had 10 wild ferocious dogs. He used them to torture and kill any minister that misguided him. A minister once gave an opinion which was wrong and which the king didn't like at all. So he ordered that the minister to be thrown to the dogs.
The minister said, "I have served you loyally for 10 years and you do this?”
The king was unrelenting.
Minister pleaded, "Please give me 10 days before you throw me to the dogs."
The king agreed. In those 10 days the minister went to the keeper of the dogs and told him he wanted to serve the dogs for the...
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin
& orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it, and it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other is in Australia, and I'm in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So...
I was drinking a margarita and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?”
I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one guy....
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