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For the sake of civility and to protect from being sunburnt, he had a hat on his private parts.
A women came by and smirked, “If you were a real gentleman you’d lift your hat for a lady.”
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The man replied, “Ma’am, if you were more attractive it would lift itself.”
One day, as he was walking through a public park, he spied what he considered to be a very pretty, silver-haired lady sitting alone on a park bench. Getting his nerve up, he approached the lady and asked graciously, "Pardon me, ma'am, but may I sit here with you?"
The silver-haired Marcie looked up to see a distinguished-looking, white-haired gentleman and replied, "Why certainly," and moved over gently to give him room to sit down.
For the next two hours, the two sat and talked about everything. They discovered that they came from the same part of the country, liked the same big band music, voted for the same presidential candidates, had had long, happy marriages, ha lost their spouses during the previous year, and in general agreed about almost everything.
Finally, the old gentleman cleared his throat and asked sheepishly, "Ma'am, may I ask you two questions?"
With great interest and anticipation, Marcie replied, "Why certainly!"
The old gentleman removed a handkerchief from his coat pocket and spread it out on the ground before her. He very gingerly got down on one knee and looked her softly in the eyes. "Marcie, I know we've only known each other for a couple of hours, but we have so much in common. I feel I have known you all my life. Will you marry me and be my wife?"
Marcie grabbed at Jimmie's hands and said, "Why, yes, I will marry you! You have made me so very happy!" She reached over and kissed him gently on the cheek. Then Marcie said, "You said you had two questions to ask me. What is the second question?"
Jimmie scratched his neck and said, "Will you help me get up?"
They approach the house and explain to the farmer and his wife that they are intergalactic swingers. He asks them is they are ok to spend the night and then go back to their planet in the morning. The farmer and his wife talk it over and agree.
The male alien takes the farmer's wife into the bard and drops his pants. He has a green penis that's about an inch long erect and narrow like a pencil. The farmer's wife giggles a little until the alien twists his left ear. His penis extends to 13 inches. The alien then twists his right ear and his penis thickens to the width of a Red Bull can.
The next morning the aliens leave after breakfast and the husband asks his wife how it went. "Wonderful, I'm glad we agreed", she replied. "How about you?"
The farmer says tells her it seemed really strange and very different from human sex. "How so?", asked the wife?
"Well, all she did was play with my ears the whole time..."
Sure, I said. She asked me if I liked to travel. I told her I did.
Then why don't you fuck off? she said.