I sent him a “Get well soon” card
Thứ Năm, 10 tháng 9, 2020
An Australian woman takes out a personal advert to find herself a man who has never slept with a woman before.
She finally gets a reply from a man who has spent his entire life in the outback. They meet and hit it off immediately and, after a brief engagement, they get married. On the wedding night, she walks into their bedroom to find her new husband standing in the middle of the room, totally naked and all the furniture from the room piled into one corner.
“What happened?” she asks.
“I have never been with a woman,” he says, “but if it’s anything like a kangaroo, I’m going to need all the room I can get.”
Trump and his family are traveling in a plane.
Trump decides to drop a 100 dollar note from the plane. His wife asks what he is doing. His reply is “I want to make an American happy”
His wife replies back “Why don’t you drop ten 10 dollar notes and make ten Americans happy?”
Their daughter gives a suggestion “Why don’t you drop hundred 1 dollar notes and make hundred Americans happy?”
The pilot overhears their conversation and gives his own suggestion on the matter.
“Why don’t you three drop yourselves from the plane and make all Americans happy?”
Three guys are drinking in a bar...
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!"
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end.
Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet!"
Again, the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar.
Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!" Finally, the guy interrupts. "Go home, dad, you're drunk.
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