I read that in a medical journal, page 34 at 3:23PM on a Wednesday, 07/17/1994.
Thứ Hai, 14 tháng 9, 2020
Chủ Nhật, 13 tháng 9, 2020
A man murdered his wife and was sentenced to death.
There was a crowd waiting around the gallows to watch. As the hangman put the noose around his neck, he was asked, “Do you have any last words?”
The murderer said, “Yeah, I have a joke that I came up with while I was waiting.
“So, I hadn’t showered for a week by the day I killed my wife. I tied her up and told her that I’d cut her apart while she was still alive, and she told me, ‘At least cut my nose off first.’”
Everyone there burst out laughing. The hangman said, “That joke was about something terrible! Why was it so funny?”
“Well, I believe you can make a joke about any topic funny,” said the murderer. “After all, good comedy is all about execution.”
For a wedding gift a guy decides to tattoo his wife's name on his penis.
When erect it proudly reads "Wendy" on the side of his shaft, but when soft it only shows "Wy". While on his honeymoon in the Caribbean, he is using the bathroom and notices the guy in the urinal next to him also has a "Wy" on his penis. He then asks the guy if his wife is named Wendy. The guy replies in a Jamaican accent "no man, why do you ask". The husband then explains that he noticed the Wy on his penis and shared that he also has Wy and then when erect it says "Wendy". The stranger then said, when I have a hard on it says "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day".
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