unless everyone gets it.
Thứ Hai, 14 tháng 9, 2020
A woman was in bed with 3 men when her husband came home
One of them hid in the closet, the second one went under the bed, and the third one went to the balcony.
After a while, the one under the bed came out and said: "OK, madam, your bed is fixed now."
She told her husband that she called this guy to repair one of the legs of the bed.
The husband thanks him and gives him money.
Later, the one in the closet steps out and says "Now, your drawers are working properly."
The husband thanks him too and gives him money.
The one in the balcony, who saw everything but did not hear anything, came out with great excitement and said: "I fucked her too."
At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?"
Inmate: it's bec..
Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think i have..
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can i please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
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