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Chủ Nhật, 20 tháng 9, 2020

Three nurses working in a morgue discover a dead man with a hard on...

The first nurse says “I can’t let that go to waste!” And rides him. The second nurse does the same. The third nurse hesitates and explains she’s on her period but she does him anyway. Then the man sits up, and the nurses apologize to him, saying they thought he was dead. The man replies “I was! But after two jump starts and a blood transfusion, I feel fucking great!”

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico

In America you call people who marry their cousins hillbillys

In Europe we call them Royals

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam & Eve.

It was an apple with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte & then everything crashed.

Today I was asked to go out, by 20 girls. –

I was in the women’s bathroom.

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers

The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.”

The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.”

The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!”