Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Hai, 21 tháng 9, 2020

I was named after my older brother.

And before my younger brother....

You know how we should rename makeawish?

Final fantasy...

CAN ADMINS OF THIS SUBREDDIT REDDIT DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!

WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, A WOMAN. SHE’S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE X IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE SE AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON....

The crowd was tense with excitement as the final three Samurai faced off;

After a long day of competing it was the final round of competition to find who was indeed the master swordsman. In a final challenge the three men had to show their prowess and concentration by slicing the finest of targets, a mere fly. The first Samurai steps up to the stage a fly is released. Bzzzzzzzzzz Bzzzzzzzzz ‘Zing’ With extreme precision the Samurai slices the fly in half, the crowd erupt. The second Samurai fearlessly steps up on stage and another fly is released. Bzzzzzzzzz Bzzzz ‘Zing Zing!’ With two cuts of his sword the second Samurai...

Chủ Nhật, 20 tháng 9, 2020

The Navajo man and NASA

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to the Arizona desert for training. One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people: "What are these guys in the big suits doing?" One of the astronauts said that they were practicing for a trip to the moon. When his son relayed this comment the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give to the astronauts a message to...

Aint it weird ?

That offices are NSFW right now ?...

What do you call a gay Milkman

Dairy Queen...