FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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The bartender says “You know, you’re in here pretty often, do you think you might be an alcoholic?” The horse says “I don’t think I am..” and promptly disappears from existence.
See this was a joke about Descarte’s famous philosophy line “I think therefore I am” but if I had explained that before the rest of the joke I would have been putting Descartes before the horse.
Two virgins get married and go on their honeymoon.
Unfortunately, neither of them knows what to do so they call the groom's mother for advice. The mother says that they should sit together on the bed, kiss and snuggle, and things should happen from there.
The newlyweds do that but nothing happens.
The groom calls his mother back again and asks what to do now?
She says that they should take off their clothes, get under the covers, and nature should take its course.
They follow her advice but still nothing.
He calls his mother again. By the time she is getting frustrated, and says, "Listen dumbass! Just take the biggest thing you've got and stick it in her hairiest spot!"
The groom is quiet for a moment and then asks his mother, "Okay, so I've got my nose in her armpit -- now what?"
I said, " I'd go to Paris and find a mime and beat the crap out of him and the applause from the crowd would be outstanding! "
A 90 year old woman walks by her bathroom on fall evening, and sees her 90 year old husband. He has a can of spray paint and is spray painting his nether regions. She stops and yells, “ You idiot! You’re supposed to turn your clock back!”