Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!
Chủ Nhật, 27 tháng 9, 2020
“Hey, bug on my back,” asked a fly. “Are you a mite?”
“I mite be,” giggled the mite.
The fly groaned. “That’s the worst joke I’ve ever heard!”
“Well, what did you expect?” said the mite. “I came up with it on the fly.”
My girlfriend just emailed me
"thespacebuttonisbrokenonmylaptop.canyougivemeanalternative"
Does anyone know what "ternative" mean?
Not too sure I got the job....
Interview I had for a job: "What's your greatest weakness?" "Interpreting semantics of a question, but ignoring the pragmatics." "Could you give an example?" "Yes, I could."
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