I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 3:23 pm last year on Wednesday November the 7th.
Thứ Tư, 30 tháng 9, 2020
A farmer exclaims: "I love my job!"
A farmer exclaims, "I love my job!"
"Your job sucks," replies one of his sheep.
"What did you say?!" asks the farmer.
"You herd me"
Two cowboys are lost in the desert.
No food or drink. One of them spots a tree draped in bacon! He shouts “A bacon tree, we’re saved” and runs towards it. As he gets closer it shoots him full of bullets.
Turns out it wasn’t a bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
Thứ Ba, 29 tháng 9, 2020
Piece of British humour for you.
A woman goes to the funeral home to visit her late husband whose funeral is the next day.
Upon seeing the body, she says to the funeral director, “Oh, no, you've dressed him in a blue suit! He hated blue and I've given all his other suits to charity!”
The funeral director says, “I'm not sure what we can do at this late hour, but I'll see what I can do.”
The next day, the widow returns and asks if they had managed to sort things out and the undertaker says, “Well, as luck would have it a lady came in last night and said her husband was dressed in a grey suit and that he hated grey”.
“Oh good!”, says the lady.
”Yes”, replied the funeral director, “all we had to do was swap the heads”.
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