A man went into a tattoo parlor and asked to have a fifty dollar bill tattooed on his dick. The tattoo artist said, “I’ve had some strange requests but this one tops the lot. Why in the hell would you want me to tattoo your prick a picture of a banknote?”

The man replied, “There are three reasons. One, I love to play with my money. Two, when I play with my money, I love to see it grow. Three, and this is the most important of all, the next time my wife wants to blow fifty bucks, she won’t have to leave the house!”...

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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Probably a massive stomachache. What, you didn’t think I would make a pie joke on my cake day did you??...

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People in North Korea are so brainwashed by the government and controlled news thinking their country is great. Outsiders know better.

That is why I am glad to live in the greatest country in the world, America....

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A wife is tired of all the problems that need fixing in her house

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A man walks into a bar with a donkey and an ostrich.

He sits down at the counter and asks for a beer. “That will be 5.98$, sir.”, the bartender says. The man, puts his hand into his pocket and pulls out 5 dollars and 98 cents in exact change. “How much will it cost to buy everyone here a round of drinks?”, the man asks, taking a sip of his drink. “That would cost 257.54$, sir.”, the bartender says, looking at the register. “Let everyone have a round of drinks on me.”, the man replied, pulling out exactly 257 dollars and 54 cents out of his pocket. “And while you’re at it, get a bowl of water for...

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Did you hear about the guy who suffocated from wearing his facemask?

Me neither. Stop whining about not being able to breathe....

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I was sitting on a bus with a friend and he told me this joke...

What do you do if you see an Epileptic having a fit in the bath? Throw in your laundry. The guy behind us leaned over and said "I think that's disgusting. My son died in the bath whilst having a fit." We both went white and apologised. The guy got up to get off and said, "he choked on a sock."...

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