Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 7 tháng 10, 2020

Why is Pence upset about plexiglass at the debate?

This administration is afraid of transparency....

Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?

It was a Wookiee mistake....

A miner moves out west to California...

A miner moves out west to California. Having spent a few years in Colorado, he has a pretty good idea of the sort of lifestyle miner's live; up from dusk 'til dawn in the mines, and then up from dusk 'til dawn drinking and playing card games. So, to his surprise, when he moves to Bluster's Bluff, the town is dead silent. No sounds of metal against rock, no barroom songs, no children playing in the streets - nothing. So, curiously, he peeks into the local saloon. Sure enough, the saloon is packed to the gills with tough looking miners just like...

A scoutmaster and his girlfriend go hiking in the woods...

They take a break in a rocky clearing with odd writing. After a while, they get frisky, and decide to play a little game called hide the sausage. They look around for people even though they’re in the middle of nowhere. It seems all clear and they go for it. Little did they know, they were in the middle of an Indian burial ground. As things were getting hot and heavy, the ground begins to rumble, and, soon enough, the devil himself rises from the ground. The young couple cowers frozen in fear on the ground. The devil proclaimed that they were...

A man is shopping at an adult video store when the cashier tells him, "If you're looking for something extra, check out the room in the back..."

Curious, the man heads to the back of the store and finds a long hallway lined with gloryholes. As soon as he walks in, he hears seductive coos and beckoning comments from behind each wall. Peering into some of the holes, he is surprised to see gorgeous women from all around the world waiting on the other sides and immediately decides to give it a try. While slipping his junk into the first hole, he notices there's a small American flag on the wall. From behind the wall, he hears "Rub-a-dub-dub! Thanks for the grub!" and promptly receives incredible...

A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.

A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says "I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else's job for a day." The professor says "I'll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?" so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids' screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up. The C.E.O says "I'll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This'll be a breeze"...