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Thứ Năm, 8 tháng 10, 2020

I have a question. Is it for fuck's sake, or for fuck sake?

Like, should I put an apostrophe to show possessive? I guess the question would be, is it for the sake of all fucks, or just this fuck in particular? Idk, so let me know because I'm at work trying to send an email, and I wanted to sound professional....

R.I.P. dad

My dad passed away yesterday (this is true). He was 87 and had a good innings. We've done the bulk of our grieving and all is good. My brother sent me this message this morning: "I reckon dad has already told Eddie Van Halen to turn the volume down."...

Thứ Tư, 7 tháng 10, 2020

9/10 Redditors are idiots

I'm glad to be the 1%...

What is the most expensive video-streaming service at this time?

College...

A 10 year old girl asks her mother, "Mommy, how was I born?"

The mother smiled and replied, "Once upon a time your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth and I took care of it every single day. After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves. In a few months, it turned into a beautiful, healthy plant. So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so high we fucked without a condom."...

I spent two years looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer

But no one will do it....

I hate that SEPTember, OCTober, NOVember, and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months......

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed!...