Me: I'll have 6 ribs please
Waiter: We only serve those in quantities of 3, 5, 7, or 13.
Turns out it was prime rib.
Chủ Nhật, 11 tháng 10, 2020
A couple who work in the circus go to an adoption agency.
Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. The couple produce photos of their 50 ft motorhome, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery. The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get. "We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills." Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment. "Our nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet." The social workers are finally satisfied. They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?" "It doesn't really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon"
Thứ Bảy, 10 tháng 10, 2020
A farmer separated the bulls and cows to prepare them for the mating season a few days later
He built a wall with barbed wires on top.*
A young bull could not resist his temptations and wanted to mate a cow.
Other bulls told him there was one veteran consultant bull amongst them that could help.
The bull went to him and asked how to cross the wall to the cows.
The consultant explained: "First of all.. stand 60 feet away from the wall. Then run at 60mph. Then jump at a 60° angle. Do what you want then come back the same way."
The bull asked: "But what if I mess up with the calculations and lose my BALLs in the barbed wires?"
The consultant said:" Then you become a consultant."
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