The book keeper says it rings a bell but he doesn't know if it is there or not....
Thứ Sáu, 16 tháng 10, 2020
Thứ Năm, 15 tháng 10, 2020
Who's a Trump fan?
A teacher asked his class how many of them were Trump fans. Not quite knowing what a Trump fan is, but wanting to be loved by the teacher, all of the kids raised their hands, except Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why did you decide to be different... again.
Little Johnny said, “Because I'm not a Trump fan."
“Why aren't you a Trump fan?"
Johnny said, “Because I'm a Democrat."
The teacher asked him why he is a Democrat.
Little Johnny replied, “Well my mom is a Democrat and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat."
The teacher, annoyed...
A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?"
A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later...
A man goes into a local bookstore and asks the young lady assistant,
"Do you have the new book out for men with small penises?"
She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."
"That's the one; I'll take a copy…"...
A marine general, an army general, and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men...
The army general says, "Alright, I'll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get over here!"
The private reports as ordered, "Yes sir?"
The general says, "See that man over there? Kill him!"
Without hesitating, the private kills the man.
The general says, "See? That man has balls!"
The marine general says, "That's nothing. Private, get over here!"
The marine private reports, "Yes, sir?".
The marine general says, "See that man over there? Kill him and then kill yourself."
Without blinking, the marine private pulls out his...
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