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Chủ Nhật, 18 tháng 10, 2020
A man was eating at a restaurant ...
When he noticed all the servers had spoons in their pocket.
Curious, he asked his server “why do all of you carry spoons?”
“Oh that’s interesting,” replied the server. “Our manager attended a seminar and found out the spoon is the most frequently dropped utensil. This way we are always prepared.”
Sure enough, not a few minutes later, the man dropped his spoon, and his server was at the ready to hand him a new one.
Eating his soup, the man noticed the male servers all had two strings dangling from the front of their pants. Again curious, the man...
An Irishman took his son to the bar on his birthday to buy him his first drink.
The father bought his son a stout, but he didn't like it and didn't want to drink it.
The father decided to drink it for him and ordered an ale instead.
He didn't like it either. So, the father drank it and ordered him a cider.
Lager, cider, cream ale... he didn't like any of them, so the father drank them and ordered whiskey instead.
He didn't like any of the Irish whiskeys the father ordered, so the old man drank them and decided to give up.
By the time they left the bar. The father was so drunk he could barely push his son's stroller home....
There once was a man with an extremely high-pitched voice
(For retelling, superscript is high-pitched/falsetto voice)
He had since long passed puberty, but while his friends got deep, manly voices, his remained so high that he spoke like this. Ever since then, it had been a tremendous source of insecurity. Now, he was in his thirties, and he really wondered why this was, and if something could be done about it. So he went to the doctor.
"Hi doc, so my voice is really high, has always been, and I just wanted to find out if I can make it deeper somehow"
"Sure, but I will have to examine you before," the...
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