About halfway.
Thứ Hai, 19 tháng 10, 2020
Who designed the human body?
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints!"
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through the recreational area?"
A group of nuns were remodeling their church.
Today they were painting the walls. They didn't want to get paint on their habits (their nun clothes), so they decided to lock the doors and paint naked...
...they were butt naked and painting when suddenly someone knocked on the cathedral doors. Sister Mary explained to her sisters that every afternoon a poor blind man would come to pray...
"Who is it?" She asked.
"Blind man" was the only reply.
The nuns all looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders. "If he is blind, what does it matter if we let him in to pray? He won't even know we are naked."
They agreed and unlocked the door. The man walked in and took a look around at all naked nuns standing in front of him. "God Damm, sister Mary, nice rack," he said, "now where should I hang the blinds."
Chủ Nhật, 18 tháng 10, 2020
A nurse is bathing a female patient who is in coma
She notices that whenever she touches the genital area, patient's heart rate increases. She gets the idea that oral sex might help her regain consciousness. The nurse then calls patient's husband and tell him that oral sex might revive her and so the husband agrees to help.
The following night, the nurse brings the husband to the patient's room and closes the door to let him begin. Not after two minutes, the alarm goes off and the patient's vitals are critical. The nurse knocks on the door and asks the husband, "Is everything okay in there?". The husband answers, "I think I'm choking her!".
Edit: Fixed some grammatical mistakes. Edit 2: Some of you pointed out, Norm MacDonald used this punchline on Conan. Did not know this. Credit to the original artist. I just read this somewhere and posted it.
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