It's obvious he didn't like to hang by himself
Thứ Ba, 20 tháng 10, 2020
An old cowboy walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut and he tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’s had in years.
But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does”.
Three guys discuss whose wife is the most stupid.
"Mine bought a kitchen for $10.000 - and she cannot even cook!"
"Yeah, mine bought a car for $20.000 - and she cannot drive!"
"Ah, that's nothing. Mine bought 100 condoms for a business trip - and she does not even have a penis!"
Two Roman men are talking...
Roman guy 1: you won't believe how many women I've slept with.
Roman guy 2: Mmm?
Roman guy 1: Don't be ridiculous, not that many.
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