Because there’s not a single person there....
Thứ Năm, 22 tháng 10, 2020
A man's wife sends him out to get some cigarettes
So he walks down to the nearby store only to find that it's closed. He goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. While at the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers together, and then one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment.
After they've had their fun, he realizes that its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he leaves. When he arrives...
A librarian was organizing her books when a man in a dark suit walked up.
"Hey, I'm Steven. I'll pay you $20000 if you show me your nipples tomorrow."
The librarian was shocked. $20000 was a solid 6 months of work. Dumbfounded, she nodded her head. Steven then left without a word of acknowledgement.
That night, the librarian had a lot trouble falling asleep.
The next day, the librarian was minding her own business, when Steven came through the front door. With him came another man that was carrying a large suitcase.
Steven came up, leaned over, and said, "Well?"
The librarian pulled up her shirt and bra in one fluid...
A nun, a hot blonde, a German and a Frenchman are sitting in a train compartment.
They don‘t know each other and are minding their own business. The train drives into a tunnel and it gets so dark in the compartment that you could not see your own hand in front of your eyes.
Suddenly a violently loud slapping noise rips into the silence. When the train leaves the tunnel everyone can see that the Frenchman is rubbing his cheek twisted with pain. Since they couldn‘t see what exactly happened, there is nothing but awkward silence and everyone just makes up his own mind on the matter.
The nun thinks to herself: „Almighty! That lusty...
Thứ Tư, 21 tháng 10, 2020
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