It still haunts me to this day....
Thứ Năm, 29 tháng 10, 2020
Thứ Tư, 28 tháng 10, 2020
A Catholic priest, a Buddhist monk, and an atheist walk into a restaurant.
A Catholic priest, a Buddhist monk, and an atheist walk into a restaurant.
After they put in their orders, the three strike up a conversation about what they believe awaits them in the afterlife.
The priest says, "I try to live my life according to God's word, so that I may go to the good Lord in heaven and live in paradise for all of eternity. I do not curse, I forgive freely, and I pray continually However, I know I am a sinner at heart, and I deserve to burn in hell like the rest of us."
The atheist replies, "Don't worry, that's probably bullshit....
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis....
Daddy, do all fairy tales start with Once upon a time?
No dear, there’s a whole series of fairly tales that start with “If elected, I promise”....
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