Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Năm, 29 tháng 10, 2020

The movie Speed didn't have a director...

Because if Speed had direction, it would have been called Velocity....

Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and thinking...

Where the fuck is my roof?...

Still my favorite joke I ever made up. :)

A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. "Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don't allow smoking in here. You'll have to step outside to smoke." So the monocle hops off the bar stool and grabs his cigarettes to head outside. Meanwhile a second monocle emerges from the bathroom. They bump into each other as they cross paths and fall to the floor, hopelessly entangled. They try to get free but the more they struggle,...

Why do men give cold women their jackets?

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Reposts...

r/Jokes has a search feature, input the title or punchline of your joke (before posting) and if it's been posted within the last month - please don't submit it....

Today my son told me he wanted to go help blind people after school...

The verb, not the adjective....

What do you call a Sith Lord with joint pain?

Darthritis...