What do you call a group of rebellious ants?

Protestants

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How many germans does it take to change a loghtbulb?

One. We are efficient and do not have humour

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If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes

She will be.

No need to remind her every half hour.

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My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer

Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.

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In high school, I was dared to play “gay chicken”, which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay and the first one to chicken out loses...

The other guy and I are really stubborn, and neither of us wanted to lose. We’ve been married 14 years and run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with our adopted daughter. If that dude doesn’t chicken out soon, I’m going to start to suspect he is actually gay.

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For the first time in history, a US president haven't grown old, gray haired and tired by the stressful tasks of his presidency ...

... Instead everyone else did.

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I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.

"Where's the coloured printer?" He said

"Mate, it's 2020 you can use any printer you want" I replied

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