Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Ba, 3 tháng 11, 2020

It's my cake day today, so I'll give you one of my favourite jokes since 15+ years ago.

There is a factory that makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager’s door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself,...

Thứ Hai, 2 tháng 11, 2020

What has 4 wheels and flies?

Garbage truck...

My therapist told me to “write letters to the people I hate and then burn them”.

I did that, but I don’t know what to do with the letters now....

I just read a list of “100 Things To Do Before You Die”...

I was quite surprised that “Yell for help” wasn’t one of them....

My Sister always got bullied at school for being adopted.

Homeschooling for us was fun though...

I ran over 2 Miles yesterday

Such a coincidence that both unfortunate fellas had the same name....

There was a porta-potty near the edge of a small cliff

Everyday young Bobby would walk by it on the way home from school, and every day he would resist the temptation to kick it off the edge of the cliff. This all changed one day when Bobby had a particularly bad day at school. He had learned about boring topics, like how George Washington cut down a cherry tree and wasn't punished because he was honest, and Bobby had also failed a math test. He was heading to his friend's house, and since he was in a bad mood, he decided he would actually kick the porta-potty down the cliff this time. He gave it...