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Thứ Năm, 5 tháng 11, 2020

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz.

One of the British national daily newspapers was asking readers: "What it means to be British?".

Some of the emails were hilarious but this one from a Swiss was a winner.   "Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on a Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. He buys a holiday home in Spain, Skis in France, fancies Swedish birds and has a Romanian au-pair.   And the most British thing of all? "Suspicious of anything Foreign "

I wish my college professors graded papers like Trump 'wins' elections

*Professor grading my test*

Well he got the first couple questions right looks like I can stop grading the rest.

Thứ Tư, 4 tháng 11, 2020

My kids were asking me how democracy works, so I let them vote on dinner as a teaching exercise.They picked pizza..

.. but I made tacos, because they don't live in a swing state.

I'm giving up drinking till christmas

Bad punctuation, can't edit title

I'm giving up. Drinking till Christmas.

Americans are so stupid, it takes them a week to get the results.

We in Russia get results 20 years before the elections.

Why do the election results take so long?

It’s a race between two 70+ year old men. What do you expect?