Well, I only got the first two numbers, but my lawyers are working on having them stop the count.
Thứ Sáu, 6 tháng 11, 2020
Male Logic...
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5,400 ...correct?
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari?
Thứ Năm, 5 tháng 11, 2020
A dying mothers final wish
The mother specifically requested pictures of her right foot be sent to an address in Rhode Island.
A couple of days later, her daughter realizes that reversed pictures of her mother's left foot were sent instead. Unsure of the importance, but determined to fulfill her wishes, the woman travels to Rhode Island to inform the facility of the mistake.
After a long, arduous search, she finds an unmarked building in the middle of a thick forest. She rings the doorbell and, after a moment, a pleasant-looking man answers.
"Hello. I'm sorry to bother you, but my recently-deceased mother donated photos of her right foot here," She says, bringing the correct photos out. "But it turns out we accidentally sent reversed photos of her left foot.
"Oh, excellent!" the man says, carefully taking the pictures. "Thank you so, so much. She was a long-time dear friend of the academy, and we are so grateful to honor her memory--"
The woman puts her hand up. "What's that sound...?"
Before he can stop her, the woman pushes past him and rushes into an adjacent room. There, projected on the wall, is a reversed picture of her mother's left foot...and a room full of people masturbating.
Enraged, she storms back to find the man sitting in the living room, waiting for her.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THERE?!"
"Look," he says. "I think we got off on the wrong foot here."
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