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Thứ Bảy, 7 tháng 11, 2020
Thứ Sáu, 6 tháng 11, 2020
Someone called me pretty today
Well, the whole sentence was "you're pretty annoying" but i only focus on the positive things
“Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea,” a patient told his urologist on the phone. “The only woman he’s screwed is our maid.”
“OK, don’t be hard on him. He’s just a kid,” the doc soothed. “Get him in here right away and I’ll take care of him.”
“But, Doc, I’ve been screwing the maid, too, and I’ve got the same symptoms he has.”
“Then you come in with him and I’ll fix you both up,” replied the doctor.
“Well,” the man admitted, “I think my wife now has it, too.”
“Son of a bitch!” the physician roared. “That means we’ve all got it!”
A Mexican actor died while performing stunts for a movie.
During the funeral, his mother walks towards the director and says,
"Jesus died for your scenes."
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